Can we just talk about this bikini for a minute. I can’t really decide if I’m beyond uncomfortable, or completely love it. Who doesn’t love a zombie hand cupping all of their bits?
Yes, this is for real and you can purchase it here.
I’d also like to cum first.
This is the cutest thing!!
ahhhhhhh so cute! i want more
imagine banana with any other vowel
Isn’t that a barney song? Ooples and bonoonooos
My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed
THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD
Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day.
Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!
I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.
Big Kids by Lily
This is great.
Oh my god.
I’m in love with this post.
And it all happens so fast.
seriously one of the most meaningful things ever written
This scares me
is it legal to marry a poem?
i just read this over like 7 times……………………….
holy fucking shit.
this is fucking amazing …
this is actually really fucking scary
this is the best thing ive ever read
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
the quote made it
This is a great movie.
What I want to say EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Baristas are paid minimum wage to follow their company’s policies. That includes using whatever terms their company decides on for branding purposes. If you want a frappuccino instead of a frappe, a large instead of a venti, or whatever other thing you wanna call your drink, that’s fine. Your barista? They are paid shitty wages and work shitty hours and have to deal with hundreds of people telling them medium instead of grande, or large instead of venti (which refers to the fact that it is, actually, 20 oz of liquid, meaning you’re being a jackass for no reason).
Your barista isn’t stupid. They know what a fucking ‘large’ is and they know their store’s branding and slang sounds dumb to a lot of people. So how about, instead of being an asshole to a minimum wage worker, you consider why you keep buying $6 coffees instead of making that shit at home.
I’ll say that one more time.
Your barista is not stupid.
They know what a large is, what a medium is, and what a small is.
They also know they can be fired for not toeing the company line. And they can be fired for not standing there and taking the abuse you’re spewing at them.
They are being paid to not fight back. They are being paid to stand there all day and translate medium to grande and venti and large and regular and all while you bitch about the specific words you “have” to use. They are being paid to be welcoming and friendly and nice to you while you call them stupid.
Bitch, I know baristas with Ph.Ds, okay? Back the fuck off.
I wholeheartedly agree that being shitty to anyone is terrible, but on the same side they don’t necessarily have to correct you, either. I work at Tim Hortons and will repeat back ” medium double double” if someone says they’d like a “medium coffee 2 cream, 2 sugar”, so they know why I mark their lid “DD”, but i don’t care what you call it. As long as we both know what you’re talking about, there’s no need for either of us to correct the other.